he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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