Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
