it was like his penis was on wheels.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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