thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I am available for nakedness
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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