I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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