The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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