you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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