whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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