we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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