Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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