Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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