Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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