dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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