She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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