How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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