She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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