Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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