Soap is not a condiment
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Randomize
