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well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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