I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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