i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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