Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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