try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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