sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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