are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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