You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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