I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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