i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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