Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
It's blow job season.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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