He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
You ate ashes out of my bong
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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