I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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