**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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