So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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