is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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