I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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