I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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