I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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