I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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