If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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