haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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