I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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