you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
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