how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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