i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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