Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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