gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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