absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
