your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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