To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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