How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
